ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
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no. you can't hotbox the world.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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