so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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