This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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