What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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