I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
how does that bad decision feel?
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