Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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