I wannas sexs uuuuu
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
