I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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