it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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