Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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