We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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