No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
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Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize