you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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