You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
