sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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