hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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