how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize
