i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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