I will die if light touches me.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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