the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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