at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
You don't make any sense
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This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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