There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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