Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
