So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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