If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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