I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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