physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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