I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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