He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Randomize