So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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