They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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