i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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