he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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