false alarm. still invincible.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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