i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
and you fell through a lawn chair
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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