I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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