I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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