Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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