and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
