if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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