I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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