Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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