How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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