i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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