Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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