I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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