I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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