i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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