Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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