Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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