This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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