We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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