So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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