So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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